Trump Marks Valentine’s Day By Fundraising Off Of Melania Not Leaving Him

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Happy Valentine’s Day! Donald Trump celebrated the event by hailing his spouse for not leaving him as he faces 91 felony fees ― after which asking for $47.

“Dear Melania, I LOVE YOU!” Trump says in a Valentine’s Day letter to his spouse in a Wednesday marketing campaign e-mail. In case it isn’t clear, the e-mail says it thrice and shouts in all caps: THIS IS A VALENTINE’S DAY LETTER FROM DONALD J. TRUMP.

OK. MESSAGE DELIVERED.
OK. MESSAGE DELIVERED.
The Trump Save America Joint Fundraising Committee

And then, the poetry begins.

“Even after every single INDICTMENT, ARREST, and WITCH HUNT, you never left my side,” gushes the GOP presidential front-runner. “I wouldn’t be the man I am today without your guidance, kindness, and warmth,” Trump continues, with sudden emphasis, “You will always mean the world to me, Melania!”

He indicators his love word, “From your husband with love, Donald J. Trump.”

Love is in the air.
Love is within the air.
Trump Save America Joint Fundraising Committee

If this Valentine’s Day letter impressed you to wish to “SEND YOUR LOVE” to Melania, the e-mail offers you the choice of doing so by clicking on these phrases, which take you to a web page asking for cash for Trump’s presidential marketing campaign.

Specifically, it asks for $47 if you happen to assume Trump is “the greatest president of all time!”

You may give 20 bucks and a few change if you wish to help Trump’s marketing campaign.

Nothing says romance like asking strangers for 47 bucks because you think you're awesome.
Nothing says romance like asking strangers for 47 bucks since you assume you are superior.
The Trump Save America Joint Fundraising Committee

What does this need to do with Trump’s love for his spouse or Valentine’s Day? If you click on on both of these greenback quantities, little hearts seem on the donation bins for a second.

Melania Trump has been largely lacking from the general public eye since her husband misplaced the presidential election in 2020. She hasn’t been on the marketing campaign path with him and hasn’t joined him at his many courtroom appearances in his prison trials.

The former First Lady additionally hasn’t stated something about Trump’s current loss in courtroom: He was ordered to pay $83.4 million to E. Jean Carroll for defamation after raping her.