Celebrity Traitors 2025 reside: Claudia picks her traitors as the celebrities battle for charity
The first episode of Celebrity Traitors is in the books and to say it was a rollercoaster would be an understatement.
Unlike the civilian version of the series, which has become a major hit for the BBC, viewers didn’t need to be introduced to the contestants and there was no big train ride up to Ardross Castle.
Instead, the celebrity contestants were whisked up to the picturesque highlands castle in a convoy of black Land Rovers. The celebrities barely had time to take in their surroundings before being put to task on their first challenge, where they literally had to dig their own graves.
Despite the morbid task, the group were actually digging to find a shield which would protect them from the show’s first murder. Jonathan Ross, Joe Wilkinson, Joe Marler, Kate Garraway, Celie Imrie and Charlotte Church all found a shield. However, Charlotte later gives away her shield after the first mission goes wrong, thanks to a mishap from Clare Balding.
Meanwhile, host Claudia Winkleman selected singer-songwriter Cat Burns, comedian Alan Carr and TV host Jonathan Ross as the first three traitors of the series. In a major twist, the first murder of the show will be committed in plain sight.
However, in a cliffhanger ending, Alan Carr is told to mark the face of the first victim with a black lily but we’ll have to wait until tomorrow to see who perishes.
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As ever with The Traitors, there is plenty of deception and eyebrow-raising in the first episode. Alan Carr was obviously a standout and suspicions about him will continue for as long as he’s on the show. Clare Balding did herself no favours by completely botching the first part of the mission only to be saved by Charlotte Church.
Well-meaning Ted Lasso star Nick Mohammed was also a standout but his selfless helping of Celia Imrie makes him look a bit too good to be true. Speaking of Imrie, she was given a special introduction as the very beginning of the show when Claudia placed her portrait on the wall only for the picture to give a little CGI wink back at the camera.
Alan Carr proves to be MVP of episode one
With the first episode in the bag, it’s safe to say that Alan Carr was the standout contestant in the early goings.
Not only was his self-deprecatory humour a great bit of light relief, but his reaction to being named as a traitor (”I feel sick”) was priceless.
How much longer he lasts remains to be seen but he’s given plenty of viewers a good giggle already.
“Alan is going to be a terrible Traitor but he’s top-tier hilarious so I hope he stays until the end,” said one fan.
“The person who decided to cast Alan Carr in Celebrity Traitors deserves the biggest pay rise in television history,” remarked another.
A third person said, “Alan Carr is equally the best and worst traitor of all time” said a third.
Can’t say fairer than that!
How many characters die in Romeo & Juliet and Hamlet?
As the first question of the mission was accidentally ruined by Clare Balding, we’ve decided to look up how many people die in both Romeo & Juliet and Hamlet.
The answer is 15, although we’re sure Stephen Fry would have figured it out eventually.
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And that’s a wrap for the first episode!
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Cliffhanger ending!
Oh my god! The tension.
The Traitors select Alan Carr to commit the murder, much to his own annoyance. “How the hell am I gonna do this?” he asks.
The show ends on a knife-edge but we don’t get to see who is murdered. All will be revealed in Thursday’s episode!
Traitors discover how they will murder their first victim
Alan, Cat and Jonathan have learnt how they will murder their first victims.
The Traitors are told they must find a “poison black lily” and mark the face of the faithful they want to murder.
However, the victim won’t “die” until the next morning. However, the traitors are worries about how easy it will be to mark someone’s face without being noticed.
Answers on a postcard…
Mission completed – but at what cost?
The celebrities successfully complete the task with only Charlotte Church sacrificing her shield in the protest.
“Some of them haven’t even exercised for 30 years,” jokes Paloma Faith in a jibe at her fellow contestants.
Meanwhile, Jonathan, who for some reason is dressed like Tom Cruise in Top Gun, looks stressed as the others discuss who could be a traitor.
The first murder is imminent – who will be the victim?
Nick is a puzzle ninja
The Ted Lasso star is proving himself to be almost as intelligent as Stephen Fry. After effortlessly solving the key puzzle, he’s also instrumental in solving the word puzzle.
“Y’all blessed that you have Nick,” said a fan on social media.
“Nick Mohamed savant genius level,” noted another.
“Nick Mohammed is the MVP,” said a third.
Clare Balding makes a major error
Oh dear, oh dear!
Clare immediately raises suspicions about herself by locking in the answer before the others had even come up with a logical answer.
Charlotte Church selflessly sacrifices her shield so the mission can continue.
First mission: The Trojan Horse
As Claudia points out the first mission is for Stephen Fry. The celebrties have been tasked with burning down a Trojan horse.
However, things are that simple. They have to drag the horse through a series of gates which they have to unlock by answering a question.
Unlike the Trojan War, they don’t have 10 years – just 30 minutes.
The Traitors meet in the turret
The three traitors Alan, Jonathan and Cat have met in the turret for the first time and it was everything you’d expect it to be.
Cat thinks Jonathan will do well, while the veteran TV host credits the singer for being very quiet so far.
The two are in hysterics when Alan reveals himself. Jonathan immediately brands him the trump card.
“My thing was to go under the radar and I think I’ve pole vaulted over it,” jokes Alan.
In a major twist, Claudia tells the traitors that their first murder will be in plain sight! Why? How? We’ll just have to wait and see.
Oh and an OTT version of Britney Spears’ “Toxic” is now playing.
